Gardening Jokes

Here are some great gardening jokes to brighten your day!

Q: Why can't the flower ride his bike? A: Because he lost his pedals

Q: What to trees drink? A: Root Beer

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Q: What is the best kind of guy to meet? A: A fungi

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Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots!

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Q: What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight? A: A Black-Eyed Susan

Q: What do you call a homeless snail? A: A slug

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Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear? A: Open toed

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Q: Why do potatoes make great detectives? A: Because they keep their eye's peeled!

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi

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