Here are some weather jokes to tickle your funny bone!
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Q: What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
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Q: What did one tornado say to the other?
A: Let's twist again like we did last summer.
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Q: What did one thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
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Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
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Q: What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear!
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Q: What's a tornado's favourite game?
A: Twister!
Q: Why don't people trust the weatherman?
A: Because he is a bit shady.
Q: Why did Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle!
Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud nine!
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Q: What is the Queens favourite type of precipitation?
A: Reign!
Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid and frozen assets.
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