Weather Jokes

Here are some weather jokes to tickle your funny bone!

Q: How do hurricanes see? 

A: With one eye!

 

Q: What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?

A: You're shocking!

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Q: What did one tornado say to the other?

A: Let's twist again like we did last summer.

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Q: What did one thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

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Q: What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

A: A drizzly bear!

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Q: What's a tornado's favourite game?

A: Twister!

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Q: Why don't people trust the weatherman?

A: Because he is a bit shady.

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Q: Why did Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

A: Fo' Drizzle!

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Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

A: To cloud nine!

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Q: What is the Queens favourite type of precipitation? 

A: Reign!

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Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?

A: In a combination of liquid and frozen assets.

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